A wild kristen appeared
Hey I'm Kristen, welcome to my page! I like lots of stuff but mostly Pokemon

icon by the-sun-princess

sidebar art by eyliuhs

orbitalencounters:

Total lunar eclipse for the Americas on April 14th 15th 2014

I saw this last night :3nature

cynique:

popculturebrain:

Leading Men Age, Leading Women Don’t | Vulture

There are more charts if you click through.

I’m so glad this info graphic is going around, because so many people don’t realize how ageism and misogyny play hand in hand and how the sexualization of young girls play into this.

we talked about this in English in senior year of high schoolwe couldn't come up with many older actresses that didn't have a big gap in their career where they weren't actingsexism
Bob's BurgersOMG the second gif is me in EVERY SITUATION

stephodell:

insanefastone:

darthevzimus:

opalsoda:

crash-antebois:

dirk-the-hatter:

osheamobile:

thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

roguesareth:

myherokills:

You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now."

"You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."

"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."
me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that
//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check
"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."

"Congratulations, you almost made it out of the blizzard, but on the last day, you get lost and freeze to death. Total party wipe. Good game, guys."

this is amazingfavedungeons and dragons

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

omg

twinstarcrossing:

So my Grandpa really likes Animal Crossing and constantly asks how I’m doing with my town and if he can watch me play. Well today i showed him how to make a new character so he can live in my town and I started upgrading his house and let him pick out all the furniture he liked, and he started his house.
This is it so far <3 
I’m sorry but my grandpa is adorable~

Animal crossingI love it when people love this game
oh my gosh

punkukulele:

steve: hey bucky, can you lend me a hand?
bucky: image

Captain Americaomg

captainhooker:

its eyeliner

Captain America

Title: nagagalpluuhumu'nuh

fave
methe you not the stranger

notkatniss:

apparently one gay superhero couple is way too much for straight people to handle

they're complaining about the FIRST Young AvengersOH MAN wait til the get to the last one in that one EVERYONE was gayYAMarvel

babybutta:

dmolech:

I did a thing for a contest and I think it turned out pretty durn cute

Well I hope you fucking win because this is a win!

DisneyI thought Jasmine was Meg for a second whoops

daikibooty:

When you catch your sister wearing your clothes:

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omgGrill the Krill

miyuli:

Finally, I can present you my little comic ‘Hearts for Sale’. These are the first 10 pages.
I’m very nervous about this since it’s my first self-published book. I hope you like the story.
Read Part 2/ Part 3

cute comics